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Saturdays are slow

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:44 pm
by ivory stardust
Since Saturdays are so slow at work, and Zane's been wanting to go with me, I told him he could come with me today.


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"Hey Mommy, I have a question."
OK, what is it?

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"When are you getting my new wheelchair? Sliding around on my butt is getting really old."
What do you mean? I carry you almost everywhere. And it's on the way. Maybe this time you won't take it apart.

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"Heh... yeah... well, ya know, Mommy, I was trying to make it better!"
Zane, you took it apart trying to make an Ironman suit out of it!

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"And that would be better, now wouldn't it?!"
~sigh~

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"This place is kinda weird..."

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"You really do work in a fishtank...."
Told you.

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"This is we... OOOOH! Wazzat?!"

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"What's this, Mommy?"
It's my wind up toy dragonfly.

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"Oh! I bet if I take it apart I can figure out how it works and copy it for you!"
Zane, I don't need copies.
"But then you could have a swarm of dragonfly minions."
*Takes dragonfly away from Zane* No thank you, I don't want that.

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"Who doesn't want minions?!?!"

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"What's that?"
That's my Coke, Zane.

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"Coke? Quinn told me I can't have that... it's not good for you."
Maybe no for you, but I like it just fine, thanks.

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"You mean you actually drink this stuff, Mommy?"
Yes, why?
"Quinn said it's about the same as battery acid."

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"WHY would you want to drink that?!"
OK, quiet you.

*Takes Zane into the back of the store, then goes up front to help a customer. Comes back to find...*

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Zane, what are you doing?
"Upgrading."
You can't upgrade the copier.
"You don't know that until I try."
~sigh~

*Goes and helps another customer then comes back*

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"Hi Mommy! I... found this..."
Where did you find it?

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"In your bag. But it's obviously a computer cord. Want me to see if I can improve the security of your computers against alien attack?"
That's the charge cord to my mp3 player, sweetie. It won't help you do that.
"Oh. Sadness."

*finally finds something for Zane to play with to keep him out of trouble*

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"This is kinda cool. And it's green, I like that! Hey Mommy, can I borrow the camera?"
Sure, as long as you don't take it apart.
"OK, thanks Mommy." (*mumbles something about needing to change his shirt*)

Re: Saturdays are slow

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:04 pm
by Iwa_Hoshi
lols,. He looks like a little scientist in his coat.

Re: Saturdays are slow

PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:25 pm
by claws
He's so cute! He must have been the perfect little companion that day...aside from wanting to disassemble everything he saw. XD

Re: Saturdays are slow

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:07 am
by ivory stardust
Iwa_Hoshi: He wanted me to thank you for noticing. :lol:

Claws: Thanks! I love him to bits. ^__^ And he was very good company... when I wasn't having to chase him around keeping the office equipment safe. ;)

Re: Saturdays are slow

PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:55 pm
by Eseme
Ha ha ha!

I love his antics. And taking everything apart... he really is a little scientist. Who only has your best interests at heart. I mean, everyone want to be safe from the aliens, right?

Re: Saturdays are slow

PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:22 am
by ivory stardust
He's my lil monkey. ^__^

He wanted me to thank you for noticing that he is, in fact, a scientist, And of course, who wouldn't want to be secured against the Coming Invasion? "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, you know." :lol:

Re: Saturdays are slow

PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:05 pm
by Serif Balehawk
He's so cute! I adore Zane, he's such a sweetheart! I want to pinch his cheeks he's so cute!

Re: Saturdays are slow

PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:28 pm
by delbelcoure
So cute ! I'm glad you had him along to keep you company.
Maybe you could get him already broken things to take apart and maybe fix? At least, it worked for my in-laws and my husbands can fix most things he comes across now.