Out, now.
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:36 pm
Ringmaster: "Kiba, I've come to a decision. You need to leave, now."
Kiba: "Huh? Oh, hey there Ring! Isn't the lake nice today? Hey, why are you in a dress?"
Ringmaster: "That's not important at the moment. What's important is that you go back to where you belong."
Kiba: "You know, I've been doing some thinking too. Why can't we just be friends?"
Ringmaster: "Imposable. You're a pig-headed, over-proud, self-centered attention whore, and you're not welcome anymore."
Kiba: "Okay, but besides that, why can't we be friends?"
Kiba: "I mean, look at us, we're a team! I'm sexy as all get out, and you're the comedic relief!"
Ringmaster: "You REALLY think this'll make me warm up to you?"
Kiba: "You know what I think, I think you're just jealous."
Ringmaster: "JEALOUS?! Of what?!"
Kiba: "I'm taller."
Ringmaster: "That's it, I'm done, you need to get off of the box in the room so I can have my spot back."
Kiba: "Ring, wait, hold on. Let's talk about this."
Ringmaster: "Don't you touch me!"
Kiba: "Ringmaster, watch out, the edge!"
Ringmaster: "WOAH!"
Kiba: "RING! Hey, you okay?"
Ringmaster: "Ugh, this is not my day."
Ringmaster: "Can we just leave please?"
Kiba: "I love afternoons in the park. So many birds, the water's shiny, and there are people everywhere."
Kiba: "And Ring is still in a dress."
Ringmaster: "Shut up, you should see the skirt Serif's working on for you."
Kiba: "I'm calling your bluff."
Ringmaster: "Yeah, keep wishing, I'll show you when we get back."
Ringmaster: "Hey, your hair changed colors again."
Kiba: "So?"
Ringmaster: "Hair isn't supposed to do that."
Ringmaster: "NOW IT'S BLUE! AND SHORT!"
Kiba: "It does that some times."
Ringmaster: "How is it doing that?!"
Kiba: "It's magic alright, get over it."
Ringmaster: "Oh, no, I know everything there is to know about magic. There is no magic behind this, you're doing something sneaky."
Kiba: "Don't touch my hair!"
Ringmaster: "AND NOW IT'S WHITE!"
Kiba: "Yeah, that's a new color."
Ringmaster: "I do not understand! Does not compute!"
Kiba: "Maybe I know more about magic than you do."
Ringmaster: "I am wearing a dress, your argument is invalid."
