Dollieh Sanctuary

Ok, hear me out. I've had this idea, and I think it's pretty groundbreaking. I've done it before but I don't have them with me right now. Just take my word for it. I'm thinking we could create little pretend-people out of this stuff I invented called resin. We can string the pieces together with elastic and make dolls. I can make a doll in five minutes cause of my skillz. I'll show you all how it's done.

ps. an edit to say that I also invented sporks.

I've also heard of this material made from angels' kisses called vinyl.

Gift_in_Edge wrote:I've also heard of this material made from angels' kisses called vinyl.

PSHA! I've got resin fever. Your angel-kiss vinyl ain't nothing. My resin is mixed from the tears of unicorns and pluckings from chuck norris' beard.

Gift. No no no no no. Biotch. How can youze lieks that Vinly junk?!?!?!?!?! Hao dumbs can youze bees? Vinly is onliez for cheep Western junk doliez. No one woul evah want somethin' DAT dumbz. Resin is ttly FTW!!!!!!!

Get wit de program. DUH!

Besides. Everybudy knowz Vinly is made of angel farts.

Oh. in caze everyun believe that liar Trethowan. I ttly invented Spoons AND Forks befour hur. So, she stoled mai ideas.

I like took your spoons and forks and forged them in the fires of Mordor to create the almighty spork! NONE SHALL DEFY ME!

Trethowan wrote:I like took your spoons and forks and forged them in the fires of Mordor to create the almighty spork! NONE SHALL DEFY ME!

I like created Mordor and dids all the writing of that Lords stuff in two weeks. It only took me that long because I was inventing the internet at the same time.

Fires of Mordor, copyright an' trademarked Kiki-chan78 fourevahs. ¬.¬

I found rare photographic evidence that I slayed a troll with the Spork of Power in the very pit of Hell itself.