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One afternoon in The Big House~

Bonnie: Uncle Umka, I'm bored. What are you doing?
Umka: Looking for swag.

Bonnie: What's a "swag"?
Umka: It's what is in a junkyspot box.
Bonnie: What's a "junkyspot" box?
Umka: Well, generally it's a mode of transportation for newcomers.
Bonnie: What?
Umka: Never mind...

Bonnie: What's that paper?
Umka: Dear Cirquemom. thanks for your order, blah blah blah....

Umka: And the swag should be........

Umka: EYEBALLS!
Bonnie: Eyeballs??? Ick...

Umka: And.....junkyspot hat!
Bonnie:????

Gunj: What are you guys doing?
Bonnie: Uncle Umka is getting some swig.
Umka: Swag.

Gunj: Isn't that Cirquemom's?
Umka: Hey...she left it here, so....

Umka: Okay, where's the good stuff.....

Umka: Here we go! Into the good stuff now! Candy necklace!
Bonnie: MINE!!!!!