On the first day of Christmas, my brother gave to me....
An alien in a small tree.....
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"On the second day of Christmas, my brother got for me...
two cloning pods. And an alien in a small tree!"
((Me: Zane, what IS that?))
((Zane: I'm growing Quinn a girlfriend. She should be ready in about 5 years. He's young, he can wait....))
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"On the third day of Christmas, my brother got for me...
three vats of acid. Two cloning pods. And an alien in a small tree!"
((NOT funny, Zane!!!))
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**I think my ears are starting to bleed now...**
On the fourth day of Christmas, my brother gave to me...
four vials of germs. Three vats of acid. Two cloning pods. And an alien in a small tree!"
((Me: Germs??))
((Zane: Yes! Haven't you seen 'Independence Day', Mommy??))
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"On the fifth day of Christmas, my brother gave to me...
FIVE PLUSH MINIONS!!!! Four vials of germs. Three vats of acid. Two cloning pods. And an alien in a small treeeeee......"
**rolls off with his "minions", singing to himself... and gives my ears a break"**
