Ring: "Look at this thing. Since he's gotten here it's been nothing but 'Kiba this,' and 'Kiba that.' He sits there all day posing like a super model or something. He's not so big and tough, what does he have to be cocky about?"
Ring: "I mean, look at him! 'Oh look at me I'm big and tall and can wear clothes that don't come off a Ken doll.' Yeah, never mind that it takes twenty minutes to get you into the clothes, let alone standing. Diva, I swear."
Ring: "And it's not like he's all that pretty either."
Ring: "It's like the simplest of tasks are a big deal. Look at this! Like crossing your legs is something to be proud about. A ten centimeter can do that, so what's the big deal?"
Ring: "Sure, I may not be as smooth as that guy, but I can be pretty snazzy when I have my coat on. I mean, no one's perfect, right?"
Ring: "And just look at that smug little- Wait, is that? Oh HELLO no!"
Ring: "That's it, we're putting it to an end. Right NOW!"
Ring: "If I could just- get... UGH! It's so high, mer, gug."
Kiba: "Want a hand?"
Ring: "DON'T YOU TOUCH ME YOU, YOU... HUMAN!"
Kiba: "Alright alright, no need to get touchy."
Ring: "SERIF! What is this?!"
Serif: "It's a hat."
Ring: "But it's MY hat!"
Serif: "No, your hat is on your head."
Ring: "It's very clearly my hat, look at the patch!"
Serif: "It'll be your upgrade's hat, I'm testing to see if it'll fit on a sixty."
Ring: "But it's my hat! Why is it on this thing?!"
Serif: "He's our guest! Ring, stop being rude."
Ring: "That's it, I'm putting an end to these shenanigans."
Kiba: "What are you doing?"
Ring: "I'll just go put this in a safe spot."
Serif: "RINGMASTER! Get back here this instant, where are you going?!"
Kiba: "My hair!"
Kiba: "That little twirp has messed up my hair!"
(Cross posted to multiple places, sorry.)
Bonus: Kiba's owner sent me this after reading.
